belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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