i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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