Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
