She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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