is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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