Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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