Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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