you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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