Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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