Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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