I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize