Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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