Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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