There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
