dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Randomize