When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
