pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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