Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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