i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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