she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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