Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So squirting runs in the family.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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