Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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