So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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