Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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