Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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