Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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