Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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