Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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