Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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