No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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