this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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