By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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