one two three fourrrrnication!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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