Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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