i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We talked him into tasing himself.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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