he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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