Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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