Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I lost the right to judge tonight
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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