you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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