Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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