I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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