i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Congratulations! We have a period
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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