I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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