have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
