She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i think i have two assholes
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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