i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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