ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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