My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Do vagina's smell?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She bit a glass in half.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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