all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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