i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
