I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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