The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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